Saturday, November 22, 2008

Pregnancy

Any time I find out somebody I know is pregnant, which is happening more and more often, is "Ew". THEN I consider their situation, whether or not they should even spawn at the moment, and then conclude that it was probably an "accident" or lie/manipulation thing on some level because unless you're extremely stable, at the age of my peers fucking nobody is, something was probably shifty.

One girl convinced a yes-man to marry her and is currently undergoing her second gestation experience, another's boyfriend "didn't know" he was cuming inside of her, another bitch cheated on her boyfriend--said it was his--after it was born she told him it wasn't--he's still going to take care of it, some constantly high couple recently had a baby, and all of these people, plus more still live with somebody's parent or grandparent. Even my parents had their first children by "accident" at ages younger than my current age.

So, ew. I currently have no intentions of spawning at any point in my life.