Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Somebody else died

Some guy died that I used to go to middle school with, I think it was middle school. I'm pretty sure it was middle school. I recognized his name, then his picture while browsing local web stuff just now. I should be sleeping but instead I've decided to be an asshole.

His name was Stephen Nubani, he died Saturday after excessively speeding in an Audi convertible, failing to stop at a stop sign, and causing major injuries to the other person, who obviously wasn't paying attention, otherwise they would have seen a 100 mph car barreling toward a stop sign they have no intention of stopping at.

I mean, obviously I don't know what happened, none of us were there, but like I said, I have decided to be an asshole. I've assembled my own story based on various news sources.

When I knew this kid, he wasn't very smart to begin with and if anybody who knew him utilizes Google, reads this, gets offended, can you honestly say that you're surprised? He was honestly such an intelligent, stand up guy that it must have been some crazy mistake that he sped excessively, injured one person, and killed himself along with the three other people he was in the car with. Oh yeah, there were four people total in the car and they're all DEAD.

But OF COURSE he wouldn't do such a thing. He's dead now. Everybody that's dead was the most awesome person that ever lived... while they were living. Honestly, no previous grudges. I'm getting help from my friend logic. Take the phrase, "Don't do the crime if you can't pay the time," and turn it into something that applies. Like, "Don't excessively speed in a convertible and run a stop sign if you aren't willing to die," ... likewise with the passenger thing.

Good job, Stephen Nubani. In my book, you get Miss Congeniality.

My friends did something similar a couple of years ago. Lucky for them, they all walked away relatively unharmed with a stupid story to tell but had they died, I would have kicked a dead body or two. They're stupid, he's stupid. The world is filled with a lot of stupid and stupid is stupid.

16 comments:

lotusflower said...

If you were a true journalist you would of done your research a little better.

It was an extremely dark night and reports show that it might of been difficult to even notice the stop sign in the first place.

Its a very sad sad story and people also don't realize the risk in driving a convertible car. If you flip and your top is down, the chances of survival are fair. It's hard to say that if the hard top was on, that some might of survived...but those are all what if's??

I've known Stephen for years now. I meet him when he was 18. I can honestly say that Stephen never liked wearing his seat belt but I would always yell at him for this. Sometimes he wasn't the best of driver, but then again sometimes we all aren't.

Stephen recently purchase his car 6months ago and I got to tell that he actually was very careful with that car b/c it was his baby and very nice might I add!

For you to judge someone and call him not very smart from Middle School is ridiculous! I admired how smart Stephen is and how dependable, reliable and such a wonderful person to be around.

He's extremely funny and its someone close to me that I will always miss. My heart and love will always be with Stephen.

It's too bad that you jump to write such a thing without thinking about his family or friends.

Stephen I love you and miss you more than you will ever know. One day we will reconnect again...till then please visit me in my dreams!!!

Oh and by the way I'm a 30 year old woman with a Journalism degree and a very strong minded individual...its just too bad you didn't know the Stephen that I knew!

Anonymous said...

MS. WHORECAKE, I WONDER WHY YOU CALL YOURSELF THAT? OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE NOT TO FOND OF YOURSELF AND IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER ELSE TO DO THEN INSULT SOMEONE THAT IS DEAD. HE IS NOT HERE TO DEFEND HIMSELF. I HAVE KNOWN STEPHEN ALL MY LIFE AND I AM BLESSED TO HAVE KNOWN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SOUL. GODLY, HOW CAN YOU BE SO LOW AND EVEN HAVE THE NERVE TO PUT SOMEONE ELSE DOWN WHEN YOU DO NOT LIKE YOURSELF. SHAME ON YOU!! BLESS THOSE WHO PERSECUTE YOU, DO NOT CURSE THEM, PRAY THAT GOD WILL BLESS THEM. I AM PRAYING FOR YOU!! ACTUALLY I WILL PRAY FOR YOU EVERYDAY. YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP. I RECOMMEND YOU OPEN THE BIBLE AND REPENT FOR YOUR SINS.
YOUR QUESTIONING STEPHENS' INTELLIGENCE, WELL, MS.WHORECAKE, YOU NEED TO QUESTION YOURS. YOU LEAVE A PROFILE STATING HOW YOU HATE EVERYONE! YOU ARE ONE MISERABLE LOSER!! LOSERRRRR! YOUR PROBABLY WISHING IT WAS YOU WHO WOULD OF DIED INSTEAD OF STEPHEN. SORRY, MISERABLE PEOPLE LIKE YOU LIVE FOREVER. FOREVERRRRRRR! ONE MORE THING, OBVIOUSLY YOU KNOW STEPHEN AND YOU ARE ANGRY WITH HIM. WHAT IS THE TRUTH?? DID HE NOT GIVE YOU A CHANCE? DID YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM? WELL, I SEE WHY HE DID NOT GIVE YOU THE TIME OR DAY! STEPHEN WAS A POSITIVE,GODLY, ENERGETIC, INTELLIGENT SOUL, WHO IS ALSO HUMAN AND YOU, YOU ARE THE DEVIL! I REBUKE YOU, SATAN! WHERE WERE YOU RAISED? WHO RAISED YOU? DO NOT EVER POST ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT STEPHEN AGAIN BECAUSE GOD WILL NOT LET YOU HURT HIS CHILDREN. DO YOU HEAR ME? HAVE A BLESSED DAY, COW!!!

Anonymous said...

you are a cowwww!

Natalie said...

Wow, to MISS WHORECAKE...you dont even know him to jump to conclusions...just because you felt like being an asshole DO THAT ON YOUR OWN TIME TO SOMEONE ELSE...not someone that had died okay you DUMBASS..u have no right so keep your dumb selfish thoughts to yourself...you have no idea what kind of person he was NO WONDER YOUR STILL ALIVE!

Miss Whorecake said...

You guys are so funny. To the bible thumper: You demand that I not judge and accuse him, yet you judge and accuse me, even stoop to call me names in your stilted English. Were I not too arrogant to kill myself and deny the world of my talents and excellent opinions, I'll drive in excess of 100 mph in a nice, shiny Audi convertible and fail to stop at a stop sign in the middle of the night and T-bone a car. Apparently that's how positive, godly, energetic, intelligent souls go.

On a side note, this is thus far the most commented entry I've ever posted and I'm pretty excited about that. Thank you.

mike said...

hey whore, why dont you come and lick my balls instead of insulting this kid that is dead! GET A LIFE, LADY! GET A LIFE!! I HOPE HE HAUNTS YOU AND MAKES YOUR LIFE MISERABLE!

Miss Whorecake said...

You're so classy, "Mike".

All I'm saying is, it isn't very smart to do what he did, which resulted in the death of himself, his three passengers, as well as critically injuring some innocent motorist... who I hope is still alive and isn't inconvenienced for the rest of his life due to Stephen's shenanigans. Had he lived, he would no doubt been charged with manslaughter at the least... but I'm obviously not a lawyer, I just like to watch TV shows with actors that play lawyers.

Were this one of my very good friends I would say the exact same thing. Calm yourselves.

But all of these twisted panties prove my point: Everybody who's died, unless they were known criminals or assassins or what have you, were the most awesome people alive, worthy of an uproar at the mere hint of a bad word uttered on a blog that nobody reads.

Come on. You're just fueling my fire.

Anonymous said...

Listen you are such a disgusting person or should I say animal. I want to throw up after reading your post. You really have no life when you talk about dead people that you dont know. How SAD you need to get a life!!! You probably have no friends and thats is why you leave post negative comments about people that you dont know. Whorecake you REALLY NEED THERAPY!!! I am sorry you have no friends. Life is too short dont be so negative..

Anonymous said...

I think the fact that you insulted someone who is dead makes you someone with no character and no sense of integrity. You are entitled to your own opinion, but you have went above and beyond. You have disrespected someone who is loved and cherished by many for his beautiful and kind character. Something you may not know or understand so well. Please take the time and think about others. Have some empathy and sympathy.

I wish you had the chance to know him more. And that you LEARN TO HAVE RESPECT FOR THE DEAD AND THEIR LOVED ONES.

We all love and miss you stephen. You are a great man who is admired and will also be remembered.

So whorecake, have respect, otherwise you will never get it either

Anonymous said...

i am 9 years old and i read what u said u are really mean to people thats died

Natalie said...

WHORECAKE (what kind of name for yourself) you say that everyone fuels your fire?? That is because you mentally sick, unstabble, rude, ignorent, piece of crap...I am not here to waste my time doing name calling which I did. Simply would like to remind you everyday of what a low life scumbag you are. You have the nerve to sit here and tell people who are protecting their loved one that were fueling your fire...you should really consider apologizing sympathetically to everyone by writing back. His mother had to read the disgusting stuff you wrote about her son.

P.S. It has been proven that he simply missed the stop sign because it was too dark (no lights bitch) so get that oh go blog about that fyi he was going 65-70 the other moran was going fast!!! So seriously rethink what you wrote...do some serious thinking to yourself of what a low life you really are and then speak!!

Anonymous said...

calm down everyone, obviously she knows what we know, stephen nubani is an important enough person for "ms whorecake" to take time, sit her ass down and write about. unfortunately, she hasn't come to a realization that "whores" dont get taken very seriously. interesting of you to post your opinion on something you obviously care about so much. its been proven to me now, stephen was truly known by everyone, no matter what their level of intelligence is... or in your case, stupidity.

Anonymous said...

just to let people know he wasnt going 100 mph the person driveing behind him told me he was going 75 and its a dumb stupid road where u cant see the dam stop sign and its very dark in that part of the desert. I think the other driver was going 100 becuz i saw the pictures of the car after it was towed and let me tell everybody. that driver that survived was going mighty fast in a lonely road

Anonymous said...

shut the fuck up man you dnt kno shit not about any of them they were all good people stephen andres chelly and rj all my friends two of them from my block you can say we were bros all four of them were family....so if you werent there and dnt kno em dnt say shit man i was there that nite i was following them saw the whole thing happen...so when something tragic happens dnt say nothing man just pray

Anonymous said...

shut the fuck up man you dnt kno shit not about any of them they were all good people stephen andres chelly and rj all my friends two of them from my block you can say we were bros all four of them were family....so if you werent there and dnt kno em dnt say shit man i was there that nite i was following them saw the whole thing happen...so when something tragic happens dnt say nothing man just pray

Anonymous said...

Wow I cant beleive someone would write such an awful thing about someone. Whether it was Stephens fault or not it is a very sad tragady! Those streets are very dark and it is hard to see! For this person to write this makes me so sick! This was my friends brother and even if i didnt know this family I would still be upset to see this. You need help!!!!!!!!